People who crowd you at the cash machines in casinos where you turn in your tickets for cash. Motherfucker, I’m getting real money out of this thing, back the fuck off before there’s an incident.

YES. YES. INJECT THE SHITTY TAKE FROM THE TRIGGERED NEW ENGLAND FAN INTO MY VEINS. RUB IT ON MY FLIPPERS. OH GOD OH GOD YES.

I’m no fan of Minnesota, but Prince is from there, so...

Rural Nevada is amazingly beautiful, and there are some first class shitass fuckers living there. Outside of Vegas and Reno/Carson City, it’s Trump country, so this doesn’t surprise me in the least. I’m sure desk sergeant Dipshit here thought he was practicing some “tough love” or some shit.

20 years ago I was a white college sophomore who couldn’t wait to get the hell out of Indiana because of all the redneck assholes flying confederate flags.

Considering the environment we live in today, “bare minimum of decency” seems above and beyond.

In regards to the Ohio State situation in particular...why the fuck would it matter if she watched the games? Does she need to watch the Buckeyes blowing out Bumblefuck State to grasp the details of Meyer’s coverup? Do they think Sportscenter hosts are watching a bank of TVs, high on melange, to make sure they watch…

“fucking draft Eli last”

Wilson + Prescott = Inception

Guess he should’ve just dragged them behind a dumpster and fucked them...nah, never mind, that only works for white swimmers.

nearly two-thirds of those surveyed say they waste significant amounts of time waiting for guidance from senior leaders

Look, fuck the Eagels, but Hotel California came out in 1976 and appears on their second greatest hits album (1976-1980). 1971-1975 contains the more country-oriented stuff. I am shamed that I know this.

Take your star, then go to hell where you belong.

Starred, +1 for awesome user name.

She’s a thoroughbred? So she can trace her lineage back to one of a few horses in Saudi Arabia a few hundred years ago?

Fuck Bevin and fuck that worthless redneck shithole of a state. So glad I got out.

Utilize - the granddaddy of all bullshit, made-up words that people use because apparently, more syllables = smart or something.

It...it looks like he has two bottom lips??

Maybe I’m alone in this, but I love the initial credits sequence. It’s like an homage to cheesy 70s and 80s action TV shows, complete with goofy freeze frames.

Maybe because it was one of the first large-scale games I ever finished, I have to put in a vote for Star Control II. You spend all that time grinding, solving mysteries, setting things in motion, then the final battle against the Ur-Quan/Kohr-Ah and the Sa-Matra - it felt like an accomplishment getting it done the…