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Yeah. I know that feeling.

My best friend, who is the child of a Canadian father and a Muslim Indian mother, has lived in this country since she was 12. She is now almost 45. She has applied for citizenship umpteen times but was rejected each time. She has been married to an American husband for 8 years and is the mother of an 8 year old son. I

I am tired. I am soooo soooo tired. I want to scream. How is this buffoon our president??? I’ve already called my company’s EAP program to get a therapist. I am on multiple boards for human rights, I am dancing as fast as I can, and I just hit these pock marks where I want to sob.

Dying laughing here at the thought of your dog laying on her back, looking at you and thinking “CHOP CHOP HUMAN, I’VE GOT A FULL DAY AHEAD OF ME!”

What a weird comment to get so offended by

Expect a new set of executive orders designed to prevent women from marrying men who are no good for them, or men with former wives who have disappeared under suspicious circumstances.

I want you to shut the fuck up. Thanks in advance.

Right!?!?! Your depression is no excuse for hacking peoples private info and photos. Fucking creep.

Hmmm, maybe Joshua Jackson isn’t as committed to our imaginary relationship as I am.

My dog likes watching TV. He’s sort of “different” though.

If you’re anti-abortion but respect that it’s your personal decision and are cool with letting others do whatever they want because they ALSO get to make that personal decision, by all means join us.

This wasn’t meant for me, but it really resonated. Thank you.

Hell yes, man. I have a daughter and a son and I’m constantly like, “oh, she punched you? Ok. Well remember when she told you to stop thirty seconds ago and you ignored her? Not cool.”

My cycle, on average, is 60 days long. I don’t become concerned about “late” periods until 70 days, since I frequently go 65 days between periods. My longest time between periods is 67 days. So yeah, I’d be totally screwed. Hormonal birth control makes me incredibly depressed and I’m too afraid to get a copper IUD. If

Wow, thank you very much for your thoughtful reply.

i had a baby that was stillborn. a relative said “arent you happy she is with jesus now?” nevermind that im not religious. who the fuck thinks thats what a grieving mother wants to hear?