The first rule of comedy is that a good joke needs to be explained.

Ring of Protection links hands, Curry enters the ring by dribbling and ducking under the outstretched arms...

We’re getting a ‘500 Days of Bryan’ series next, aren’t we...

I was always in the “not as great as MJ because of his flopping” camp. A couple years back realized he may not be as good of a player as MJ, but he seems like a better man - caring more about what’s right than making sure his brand appeals to all households.

Now, well, now I’m witnessing LeBron playing at peak…

Not only does it take a lot of heart and willpower to become a doctor - but also to take the plunge and change one’s name to Narwals Mating. I respect those life choices and will vote accordingly.

Travel.

Did they think she fabricated the broken jaw before reviewing video evidence?

HOTE TAEK: Manziel isn’t even good.

Also, Carson Wentz grew up a Vikings fan.

Nah, he seems more like a Manziel and Chad Kelly love child.

I was just going to say, in Trump’s defense, he’s trying REALLY hard to steer the attention away from Mueller. And his Oklahoma campaign manager who pleaded guilty to child sex trafficking.

HEY! Teddy B’s coming back!

OMG. GIVE HIM THE TOUCHDOWN.

Phew. Okay. That makes sense. Though I’m kind of bummed there’s not a mix of red/blue chairs. That would actually be cool.

Period.

But serious question...why are the chairs mostly blue at the top photos but mostly red on the bottom photo. WHATS GOING ON?

Also, I do think that the NFL has an injury issue. As I grow older, it’s tougher to watch, knowing what the game’s doing to these players’ bodies. I just think the Rodgers injury isn’t the one to get outraged about.

Rodgers has been healthy 99% of his career. The tackle was both legal and necessary (Rodgers often pump fakes or takes off running.). The problem is that Rodgers jumps when he throws. It’s how he protects his legs from injury (not planting when getting tackled to avoid breaks/tears). Most of the time, this works well…

“because of many things that have been reported by the media.”

Like...direct quotes? Like those “many things”?

The ‘98 Vikings were the best team to not win the Super Bowl.

So fuck the Falcons. And fuck Gary Anderson.