The kid playing in the dirt in the 2nd video is my favorite part.

Posted 7 minutes after Deadspin’s article. I’m waiting until they start going by “College Dead-Spun”...

But you know, good thing the Cowboys got rid of that troublemaker John Randle...

“Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!”

At one point the camera totally caught him mouthing “This is f**king bullshit.” After that, I was watching the game purely for the Mallet sightings.

+1 puddle of goo

I never thought I’d agree with Matt Walsh.

Like, remember how Ted Nugent was invited to the State of the Union address after threatening to shoot Obama...

Derek Jeter

What an enola gay joke....

He needs to work on that compliment sandwich.

But granted, both teams were heating balls in the same game, against one another. So no team received an advantage. Whereas, I think Goodell suspects Brady’s alleged tampering has been going on for a while.

Was it Kobe?

Lebron is not a hero! ONLY OUR SOLDIERS ARE HEROES!

*insert photo of little WWI soldier dolls*

#dadbod

“It was a team effort.”

That’s me! I don’t mind the Patriots, and I believe Brady is GOAT. But he totally broke the rules, and worse than that, lied like a smiling idiot about it. And then the NFL responded disproportionately in punishment. And now every Patriots fan thinks the NFL is out to get them because they just won too damn much. And…

Marchman buying Magary some new clothes?

Hot take! I have one hotter for you. What if an enemy of Collins killed his ex to frame him in order to ruin his draft stock/career/life. Dun dun dun.