Well I totally get that angle. If they turned it into an architecture tour with really well-informed tour guides telling us all the fun facts about all the furnishings and architecture, I’d be much more into it. As a ‘oooh spooky house’ tour, idk, I wanted to feel the spooky vibes but it just wasn’t there.

Old Biddy here (turning 49 in a month) and I’m going to tell you few secrets. As you get older you will be blessed with a hefty dose of not giving a fuck. I spent way more money on anti-aging creams at age 29 than I do now. Don’t get me wrong - I still care about how I look but I don’t dwell on it nearly as much as I…

Bon soire, everyone. My laptop is broken, hoping it can be fixed. Reading and typing from my phone blows chunks.

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Having excitedly read about it as a little Midwestern kid, I thought it was kind of disappointing in person. Interesting and worth a visit if you’re in the area, but ‘totally amazing’ isn’t the review I’d give it, personally.

I have been fascinated by this story for years! Last year I was going to be in the area and was so excited to go. Then I broke my foot, so tromping around massive numbers or stairs was out of the question. I hope this is good!

I mean, the house itself is in some disrepair, and it’s dead center in the blandest part of the Bay Area, but besides that I guess it’s nice.

Ugh. That all sounds brutal. You’re brave to let it all out. Remember what Robin Williams’s character says at the end of Good Will Hunting, “ it’s not you’re fault.”

It was very bold of you to publish this. I hope that you are well. What is it with these sort of men anyway? Is it genetic? Is it in how they are (or aren’t) socialized? Nature or nurture? Or both? Anyone? I’m a man, but I never did anything like this. I did one horrible thing when I was a lonely, confused teenager…

You are very brave.

Men can be crap.

We should be sending love & hugs to you! Bloody hell.

I am tired of hiding.

Somewhere, Ask Jeeves lets out a self-satisfied chuckle.

You know how I want to feel better? Chicken and waffles with a side of caramel gelato with an empty house except for my cat and a bunch of Netflix to watch.

Convert Saks to a prison. Send all rich people there. Tell them it’s Wellness Camp.

Yep. Like smuggling wiggling puppies into a small car.

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

... so, we don’t just put our bras on before we get ready? Was that... was that just me?

Do you have certain movie or tv moments that trigger intense emotional reactions?