This is like the ultimate shitty Thanksgiving Dinner, with Hillary as the mom who’s had just about enough out of you, young man/lady, and Donald as the horrible drunken shitty uncle who says at least one ghastly slur per hour that causes a funereal hush to fall over the table, broken by inane chatter about the weather.

Maybe she can respond that “congealing in a slaughterhouse gutter” is not birth and so he is ineligible.

If ever there was a charity dinner where getting completely shit-faced would be justified, it would be this one.

I feel like that scene deserves an Emmy every year....just so nobody forgets...

I saw someone refer to Clinton’s outfit as a ‘white Lady Gandalf pantsuit. Now I want to make ‘#ladygandalfpantsuit’ a thing.

Everyone at their table:

That’s nice, I guess. Frankly women have more pressing issues to handle than rehashing the ‘makeup-no makeup’ debate for yet another decade. I want equal pay. Imagine if we spent as much time each day fighting for that as we did putting on makeup or lecturing each other to take it off.

“She’s here to tell us that wearing make up doesn’t actually mean anything.”

I call bullshit. It means a ridiculous amount. It speaks to gender bias, a culture of making ourselves look like something to please others, there is an economic factor as in poor women would have to chose between “quality makeup” and food,…

More marketing dressed as feminism. Obnoxious.

You have to lol that her ad is essentially “this product is not all that.” Props

Serious question: do you vote in midterm elections, primaries, and off-year state and local elections? Because if not, you’re not being held down by the man, you’re just jerking off to your own sense of superiority.

Yeah, growing up in a very libertarian leaning republican household, libertarian is not this enlightened, altruistic political philosophy. First off, most of them use civil liberties to defend their own bigotry and second let’s all look at Colorado Springs to see how well libertarian policies worked when implemented…

“Also Gary Johnson is more reasonable, more intelligent, and more qualified than either Trump or Hillary.”

As a Canadian, watching your quadrennial shit show from North of the border, and thus getting some of our news unfettered by America media, I can tell you unequivocally that Gary Johnson is a moron. He couldn’t find the rest of the world with a GPS-enabled globe, he has no clue how government works (spare the “it…

“Danny ... we ... we’ve gotta seal up your pits”

Maybe she needs some “abundance”.

$900 LEATHER yoga pants. Because nothing is easier to take on and off when you’re sweaty than leather.

Dear Ms. Swank,

Don’t underestimate the Swank Musk.