This guy is vaguely appalled.

levels of gray thirst:

My guess is that you are willing to play dumb just to quench your starving need for attention (or "thirst"), but I'll indulge and give you this:

nope it means "overreaching," sorta like this comment

She kinda was, though.

This shit dead. Man am I parched.

It is a catch-all for behaviors that Jezebel doesn't like but can't necessarily be called sexist or racist.

I like how "thirst" just represents whatever the hell you don't like about people.

A lot of this was funny, some of it was very true (hello number 60) but jesus it's so cynical and negative that I actually feel more tired having read it - it's like a Burn Book straight out of Mean Girls. 2014 was pretty fucking shit for reasons bigger than Blake Lively and I could use a Top 100 of whatever the…

#101: people who try to "educate" you on a specific topic. It's not so much about education, or helping somebody understanding a certain topic, but about making that person feel stupid while at the same time inflating their own ego.

Amy Pascal is a straight-up hero.

NBC's Dracula was ballsy, brainy, had a tremendous cast and great writing. I loved it.

I read MI and watched the movie. The problem with it (and the Percy Jackson movies) is that they changed way too much and ignored main concepts. The first round of people to go to such movies is going to be the people who love the books. If the movie doesn't live up to their expectations, it won't get the buzz…

The problem with Dracula Untold is it needed to be an hour longer. The run-time of that film is only 90 minutes, which is a laughably-short amount of screen time for an origin story as complicated as Dracula's. The plot made no sense because there was zero time for real character or story development. Seriously - Vlad…

Beautiful Creatures strayed pretty far from the source material. Some stuff was dead-on, others felt like a completely different entity. Very odd.

....NBC's Dracula was not only lush & beautiful & had great casting but it was great fun & for that I forgive it for multiple sins.

Quibbles.

11. Don't shit-talk people (or their children or the President of the United States) in e-mail. Do it over too many Friday night cocktails with your circle of trust like a normal corporate asshole.

You can't make a bible story about what you think the bible story is about and not what the actual bible story is about. Christians want to see what they read.