Here in the DC area there was a plane crash earlier today that killed an infant, toddler and their mother. Then learned about the passing of Miyah later in the day. I have a 2 year old and a 2 month old, big Wizards fan and have no problem admitting that I was bawling my eyes out when I saw that live.

John Wall = awesome dude

Prince William. Unfortunately for him, we share the same hairline. Fortunately for him, he's a prince while the best thing I can say is I'm a Sultan of unemployment.

...and then I said, "Not in my House of Windsor!"

Great video analysis, you should work for ESPN.

After watching that, I feel like I lost the bet too.

A) They don't have fucking passports you idiot, they're snakes.

2) They're snakes. They can't cross the Mississippi without a boat.

Guess you didn't pay attention in Biology either.

By all accounts the primary instigators were Kaepernick #1 and Lamarr Woodley. Stabler #2 took down Kaepernick #1, but events escalated when Woodley lost his footing and was kicked by Justin Smith. The black Thomas Lott attempted to act as peacemaker along with both Stablers, as the fat Joe Montana climbed over the…

That video shows a lot of beer being spilled by fat dudes in Raiders attire.

CNN is the world's greatest parody news organization.

That hoe over there:

First his puppy, then his girlfriend...poor guy getting betrayed by everyone he loves.

Are we through the looking glass here, people? What happened to football players having enough sense to be embarrassed that they'd been cuckolded?

"Hanging around .500 respectability" beautifully sums up Jeff Fisher's entire career.

Ok, show me here on the doll where that man touched you...

LOL. That's pretty funny. Almost as funny as how they still aren't winning with all those picks. And how the next time they win, it will be in Los Angeles with a different coach. Rich.

It's stuff like this that makes me almost miss Jeff Fisher in the AFC. Almost.

Is anyone else having LSAT flashbacks?

You don't even have to be a world-class poker player. There are enough fish out there that just having a decent understanding of the game and a good grasp of numbers will leave you positive in the long run. And your point on the entertainment is spot on— that's what it is. If you see it as that, you're not a sucker.…

The whole Hands Up, Don't Shoot has been conclusively disproved as a lie and a myth originating from his accomplice in the robbery. What you describe as "everything bad about Mike Brown" I suppose includes the inconvenient facts that he was not shot and killed in cold blood without provocation, was not surrendering,…