Push him right in the pussy.

He said it was consensual

It's the refs fault. I mean, look at what he's wearing.

The quarterback flopped. Maybe it was more of a splat or a thud, but there was some kind of noise, I'm sure, before he died.

At Harvard, a C- gets inflated to an A-.

Alternately book snobs are also The Worst™. I dated a guy who was a writer and tried hounding me on all the books I had read recently... which I hadn't... because I don't read much (oh god, I know, I'm awful), and then he was a shitty dick to me afterwards and kept listing off all the cliche authors he read and tried…

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

This tells me that you personally don't deserve the #1. The level of self-deprecation is a pretty good measure of how important your job really is.

I'm not a lawyer and I don't disagree, but you can't seriously believe that a "Doctor of Arts" degree is more legitimate than a law degree.

A huge component of Dick's source material is that very question.

I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.

oh god oh god to funny I look like a crazy person getting coffee

Leafs Employee 1: Somebody give me a mic check, eh?

its up there with 5th element, not as good but def up there.

This movie is so goddamned good. People ask me what Arnold's best movie was and I always have trouble deciding between Predator and Total Recall (True Lies is certainly up there). And there have been plenty of musical tributes to Total Recall in recent years.

I take issue with your line of thought that ap is any more excused whatsoever because his parents used to hit him. people dont lose their capacity for thought just because something is culturally common and plenty of us raised in very similar cultural environments would never treat a child like that, so please miss me…

I just watched this yesterday, and told a friend it had a lot of good guesses on technology. The flat screen tv in Arnold's apartment, the full body scanners he has to walk past, the gps (up his nose lol) and we are moving toward the self driving taxis. Not bad. Not bad at all.

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WAFF.

He showed remorse only after he got suspended. When this initially came to light he said he would continue to do this. One a PR team got to him he became remorseful.

Years ago, I was driving a client to court for something dealing with custody— she was a client at the domestic violence shelter I worked at. On the long drive, we happened to pass the place where she married her husband, and she started quietly sobbing. After a couple of minutes, she said, "You don't marry someone…