Marijuana overdose? Haha...okay.

Don't be "that guy."

Jesus Christ, that's horrible.

+1 from my inner child

I'm an editor. A police report implies allegations, therefore adding "allegedly" would make the headline redundant. You also misspelled my name. I really hope you're not in "the industry."

No, it's snot.

Do you understand why they have "Report:" at the beginning of the headline? Also, don't talk so much, you sound stupid.

Can't say as I've got any secrets to a healthy marriage—-I'm divorced. Orgasms will only take you so far if you can't fucking stand each other when your clothes are on...

Sports fandom is definitely at the apex at ages 10-12. You're old enough to understand the game at a high enough level (like, say, enough to be the coach of the Thunder), but you're still young enough to not be distracted by anything else.

Clearly we as men must do our share to redress this horrible gender inequity. Not by having less of our own orgasms, oh no. No man should be asked to do that.

How do you not mention the single actual use for the panic button? Finding your car in a large parking lot.

I was at the game. By far the loudest the crowd was all night. I can't get over how genuinely ecstatic the players and coaches were for him, like they just clinched a Final Four berth. It was beyond extraordinary.

No discipline will be processed or imposed against the player, by the Club or the League, until after the pending criminal charges are adjudicated.

Ditto. Very nasty, brutish and pretty goddamned weird at times.

I agree, even if I hated the outcome. Low scoring doesn't automatically mean boring.

Boring? Did you watch any of it? Bah. Great game.

Why was LSU moved back to the 22 yard line on fourth down? Because the officials called a blatantly ridiculous unnecessary roughness call on Vadal Alexander. Without that, LSU might have been in the end zone in regulation.

Yuzuru Hanyu

I'm certain Auburn fans will react to this in a levelheaded manner.