Starred because it made me giggle.

AMEN. Traitor. And if he ever gets a statue in Bama, well it will be in the shadow of another, much larger one, won't it. Anyway, fuck Saban. Star for you my friend.

Dammit. And yeah, it was a regular love fest with the announcers drooling all over themselves. Disgusting. Why can't they just announce the fg game and save the bjs for after. LSU fan here so what.

The bigger question is whether Goodell will fine the cameraman who apparently could not resist numerous as in many pans to her as she lay passively in the crimson sea. Hers was yet the final lingering image as Bama broke Miss State.

Because Florida.

This is really the tired "you can't write about something you've never experienced" argument. I don't know, Kevin, maybe you should just shoot off your finger to validate your blog. Just a thought.

"So I took what I could get. " And baby, you ain't seen nothing yet. Bababababy, you ain't seen nothing yet. Or something like that. Yeah, dating myself, I know.

Nah. Tarantino caused that shitmare. Clearly Tarantino's movies can give you the hot shits like no one else's. Ask Travolta.

I thought they might be dicks.

Starred because. Preach.

Drew, you are the Dude. And the Dude abides. I love you, man.. So does my husband. This is the Shiz.

It is old. I am an attorney who has represented many victims. And there have been some who just don't want the abuse issues raised or orders of protection sought. In prosecuting criminal cases, there are some that may go forward without victim cooperation, and that occurs in my state, but if there are no witnesses,…

Works for me, especially as I rather enjoy your bottom line movie critiques.

Another crazy LSU play call, the "depantsing," strips the player from the ball.

Sharp blades cut no one

bravo! I see what you did there and acknowledge your haiku badassness.

You are wrong. I don't run, don't jog, and only on occasion do I even walk more than than is absolutely necessary. And yet, I found this piece a good read about a sport, country, and people I know little to nothing about. This is how we broaden our horizons, even on Deadspin.

Yep. If he returns or is caught, he likely will be charged with at least one felony for the run. I imagine the authorities will find a laundry list to add to that one.

+1 and starred. Hunteresque indeed. Well played.

Agreed. I especially love it when the done player and miraculous comeback or turnaround that "everyone is talking about in the league" happens in a two-quarter span. Huh? You are starred byotch.