It is old. I am an attorney who has represented many victims. And there have been some who just don't want the abuse issues raised or orders of protection sought. In prosecuting criminal cases, there are some that may go forward without victim cooperation, and that occurs in my state, but if there are no witnesses,…

Works for me, especially as I rather enjoy your bottom line movie critiques.

Another crazy LSU play call, the "depantsing," strips the player from the ball.

Sharp blades cut no one

bravo! I see what you did there and acknowledge your haiku badassness.

You are wrong. I don't run, don't jog, and only on occasion do I even walk more than than is absolutely necessary. And yet, I found this piece a good read about a sport, country, and people I know little to nothing about. This is how we broaden our horizons, even on Deadspin.

Yep. If he returns or is caught, he likely will be charged with at least one felony for the run. I imagine the authorities will find a laundry list to add to that one.

+1 and starred. Hunteresque indeed. Well played.

Agreed. I especially love it when the done player and miraculous comeback or turnaround that "everyone is talking about in the league" happens in a two-quarter span. Huh? You are starred byotch.

or other shitty schools like Alabama, Ole Miss, Florida (state and univ) - LSU proud

21 on ACT. remedial math and math for liberal arts majors. Yep. Imma lawyer.

I love the kids, even the embarrassed older ones. Shame on this person. Shame. Maybe she should put a sign in her yard: Get Off My Lawm! That is some bad karma there. Shm

Nope. Nope. Nope. Ew.

Yep. I live in rural Tennessee. Transplant. Parents buy their teens muscle cars. Teens get splattered on the curvy roads. Parents put memorial obit stickers on their own rear windshields. Just sick. And really, really stupid.