If your strategy is to sit around and keep the status quo intact, it better be because you're the leader of the alliance, not on the periphery. Final TC is littered with people who sat there thinking that the jury would punish others and reward them by default, but by my count, it's worked a grand total of… once?

He is an alternative version of Tom Westman. It's just in the worst possible timeline.

But the thing is, she's still doing the interviews and the campaigning. Like, why give a rinky-dink operation like our podcast an interview if you can't be bothered? I just think this is her.

The captioned shot of Dan saying "I suck at life" was not an accident.

Max DEFINITELY would've gotten that. In his pre game interview, he said that one of his goals was to hear Jeff say "All the Fixin's".

I know I was pretty surprised that Dan and Rodney immediately dismissed the input of a female ally.

The fact that this Carolyn exists but has been hidden until now only strengthens my resolve.

I bet Rodney would beat her. Rodney's awfulness is so cartoonish and out there that you resent him less for it. Plus, he can be really funny. So when faced with the choice, I could see them going "I hate him less than you'd think would, and at least he did something. Sierra did nothing". Can't imagine she'd be able to…

Terry Deitz.

I'd lean into "maybe he's brain damaged" over "cheating".

Mike was doing fine until the angle almost had him in the water. Then he was gone.

A mix. You HAVE to vote for 10 on each side. There's no combination of a single criteria that gets you to 10.

I've heard stories of some Survivors using condoms to keep matches dry.

Correct.

FUCKERS!

It would put him on par with his Know-It-Alls co-host.

There was food too.

Shirin is Shireen.

Don't you go questioning Will's integrity.

Agreed. Unless the person just absolutely sucks at it, you stick with them since they've built up a rhythm. Now it's possible that Sierra would've been better from the beginning, but not at that point where the other side just needed one more basket.