not sure i really want to know.

WHICH ONE IS THE CONSTITUTION?

When is this huge phone fad gonna end?

I feel a liiiiiiiittle bit betrayed by that Nexus 6 price tbh.

Have you ever compared the price between smartphones and tablets? Smartphones are always more expensive. Smartphones are smaller, so they have less room for components, which means smaller components more closely packed together, which means a higher production cost.

Apple works the same way. The iPad air starts at…

This is way too many letters for "penis."

<facepalm> dude, either you need to evaluate your social skills and comprehension level, or simply admit to bein' a douche and learn how to take a punch.

or you could live another 50 years and see this:

The problem is that when you randomly play all of your songs, you now have a random chance of being assailed with unwanted U2 (which, in my experience and opinion, is all of U2.)

I'll take one in pee yellow, please.

Crimpler

It would be even better if it had a deeper reach, allowing mutliple patches/use at edges that aren't corners.

I think the author is talking about two-factor authentication in general, but with Gizmodo it's easy to perceive statements like this as having a pro-Apple bias, because they usually do.

Relax dude, it's an app for dirty/goofy pictures, not the World Trade Center.

"keep your dat secure"

you don't say!!!

that is so obviously photoshopped.....

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Errr, they already have that! That's how your phone actually works. Wow.

me and my new wife went to apple bees and they are doing that shit....STFU YOU ARE NOT A TECH COMPANY JUST MAKE MY DAMN BURGER