Turn signal stalk connected to anything?

You’re deranged.

They brine their chicken breast, so the entire thing has a bit of a pickle taste to it, which I dig. And are you kidding about the bland thing? Get a spicy chicken sandwich; it blows the competition out of the water. Like Wendy’s spicy chicken doesn’t even come close.

I know plenty of people who could care less about values of politics that eat there cause the food is about as good as it gets at fast food spots and the service is typically good.

Well it is fast food and most fast foods aren’t particularly complex.  

Nah. What it really is that they do serve good tasting food. Their stores are clean and their service is great. Most people don’t give a shit about the political thing and they want a fast food place where the food is good, the restaurant is clean, and the service is top notch. Chick-fil-A gives them all of that.

When you get hit by a Camry, it’s literally a close shave!

Grillette 

But the dealer didn’t give you a better deal, Mazda gave you a rebate. If you bought one of those Mazdas from a different store you would have still gotten the same rebate.

Tell that to all the modern pickup trucks with touch screens in them.

Not enough duct tape

Way better than Truckla.

El Camin-ohm. Resist the ordinary.

Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

And sky high housing costs.

Or an entire generation hitting the job market with loads of debt. 

Or 84 month auto loans.

I’m sure declining sales have nothing to do with the $37,000 average car price.

*Laughs in blown Subaru head gaskets*

Because practicality is hot.