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Well, here’s one of the most straightforward video game reviews I’ll ever write.
Raging Octopus
purple-turtle
Something tells me Skynet was never really going to be a problem...
Or No Man’s Qapla’!
Or No Man’s Scrolls
What© am® I® reading©?®!©
Oh shit, my bad. You’re only supposed to leave glowing feedback when Nintendo drops something. I completely forgot about that rule. My bad.
sony: hey can you say fuck you to konami somehow
Oh shut up, you arrogant prick. God damn.
Oh? So I’m only allowed to think about games critically after I’ve created a video game that gets widespread acclaim and sells millions? I wish I’d have know this years ago
The Prey-quel.
I’m not with you on that. I love the series and will be back for it.
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If they do change mid-battle, I demand fully animated magical-boy & magical-girl transformation sequences.
It’s a really, really mean kitty.
Nope, we’re selling TAY to Nabisco.
I’m crossing my fingers that the new owners understand what you guys do and let you be. You’re easily the most consistently good writers on the Gawker platform, and my guess is that ad-revenues reflect that. Also, you do actual journalism, unlike most Gawker sites, which is a huge deal. I may not support Gawker in…
You did it! You were the first to comment on a PS+/Games with Gold article to say that the free games suck! Congratulations, you special snowflake!