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Raging Octopus
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You must not play many Bethesda titles. This has been the least buggy Bethesda title launch ever. They’re getting better and better at QA.

I have to force myself to be social, and it’s exhausting. Medication has only done so much. The rest I have to just use sheer willpower to overcome. Some days I lose the fight, but luckily I’ve not completely walled myself off from human contact.

you mean Michael Biehn waits for his paycheck...

Meanwhile, Kyle Reese waits for his revenge.

Meanwhile, kid builds himself a clock and gets escorted from his school in handcuffs.

x-wings can’t melt steel beams

manager: how do we target those jaded, cynical people aged 29-40 with this ad?

It was John Cena.

If friends can’t talk about those things, they’re not really friends.

Modern Warfare 2 had a ton of quotes from Dick Cheney etc that were either blatantly pro-war or a perfect illustration of everything wrong with current American military policy depending on your personal view.

O Josefine, my heart

They taught me something else entirely:

Yeah, if anything it’s a very clear example of why devs should be unionized. Without protections in place their employers abuse them.

You will never see the game you backed. Just accept that now and keep hammering this company on the issue until the relent and give you an interview.

More characters should look like Death.