I just wish appropriately aimed headlights were a thing.

Did you read the article or just skip it to post that?

Every time I see a Maserati I hum “my Maserati does 185...” but yeah, not this one. This one looks like a 1980's Chrysler/Dodge K-car and honestly doesn’t perform much better. Hard pass.

I lived in East Lansing (Michigan State University) for a summer once. I went to a different college, but wanted a change of pace for a few months. Anyway, the house we all lived in was basically the neighborhood bar. A lot of people were there every night. Needless to say, we generated a lot of empties. Well, we had…

This is a lugged steel frame. They are always brazed, never welded.

The Jeep Fe₂O_3.

In her case, AutoPilot probably saves a life or two every time she gets behind the wheel. 

if the death wobble is fast enough it just becomes a buzz. 

Well, that was the saddest possible reply. 

Ugh. As a Washingtonian who loves his gas powered toys, this is pretty obnoxious.

“We won the USPS contract, by a lot!”

Just an FYI for anybody interested in buying one of these. That fucking silver shit all over the interior, it is very reflective and will blind you while driving on a sunny day. I have a Lariat F-150 and Ford never does enough brushing on their silver trim turning it into a nightmare. It might be OK for year 1, but…

I thought for sure you were gonna say this=

It needs a huge Mavic sticker on the side.

Definitely a face that only a congressman taking defense contractor kickbacks could love.

Who’s making up these tiers anyway?

For me, it came to an end about 5 years ago- I just... don’t fly anymore. It’s not that I hate to fly, It’s not a phobia, it’s just, flying isn’t practical for me. I can’t take my bikes with me, it’s hard to take camping gear so I just drive. My girlfriend and I love roadtrips, even through the great plains, so it’s…

1. Why will they not put the high beam switch back on the floor?

First:

To be fair to the farmers, that was only because Orangey McFuckface destroyed their crop export markets via his trade wars.