No that's a baseball, this story is about soccer, you meant to say: .

what do you do for a living?

HA! This would be hilarious if the nasal strip went up his nose! But it doesn't!

He used the same press release previously issued by your mother

Between Samer covering both days this weekend and this post Deadspin is going to be bankrupt by this afternoon

Yeah I am because I don't say unfunny shit. I don't go "Hey guys...heh...wouldn't it be funny if....uh....Mario characters were gay and kissed? Heh..."

Let's focus on you reading your ex's private diary....

You missed the point

Can we agree that this is not news to be reported on Jezebel and given how much hatred Reddit gets on this site overall to pull something from it - and specifically from its archive (which is someone taking a picture of something someone wanted taken down) is kind of ridiculous? It's one terrible guy now elevated to…

It's not that the situation couldn't happen it's how it's written about. No guy that is a macho dick enough to suggest such a thing in the first place then goes on to turn into a such a sniveling bitch about the situation. The one thing in particular is him writing the detailed account of the other guy and that…

Sorry, this was terribly unfunny. This is the most common possible joke to make. "ok we need to make some popular characters gay let's just have them kiss" Great. Real creative stuff that Family Guy hasn't been doing for 10 years. Except this came with John Oliver giggling at it for 30 seconds after. Come on.

I'm asking seriously out of interest....can women seriously not tell this is a fake story written by a woman? If not I'd be happy to explain why I know it's not written by a guy

I have a question related to this. A former employer constantly sends an email (once a month or more) stating that my 401k with them can be moved elsewhere. It's just a statement of fact and nothing more but I get the sense it's a constant reminder because they're probably paying admin fees. Can someone in the know…