Hey buddy, how about a spoiler alert next time! We were all thinking you'd be revealed as the Messiah in an epic 6-part AV Club comment section miniseries but now you ruined it.

So Morgan is thinking "Blessed were the Cheesemakers"?

Just came in here to post this. Hopefully it's just late?

My favorite chapter is when she described in detail being stuck in a blizzard and having to slice open one of the dead sled dogs and climb inside to survive the night.

Roll the dice on Vice! You might get lice but the drugs are nice.

I certainly will once Disney gets onboard the Real Doll craze

I think you meant "My dick ruined Chewbacca's mom"

She's more an Eazy-E fan, surprisingly

Christ wouldn't be caught dead in a perm-mullet.

His name is my name too, it is known

Not a Harmontown fan?

AWWWW SHIT
#CHIOPS
ETC.

Spoiler alert

meh

Hey Nong Man

Yacht Rock > Yacht

Better stock up on blackout curtains

never heard the New Testament called that before

Go Banana Slugs!

Hey Mr. Meeseeks could you help me lower my "stroke" for my "golf game"?