and so the great robot uprising began, 2017 AD, Earth.

Leia's metal bikini returns in The Force Awakens but not on Leia. Let's just say one of 3CPO's languages is "Sexy Robot".

You mean it's not a "Han-me-down"?

I tried but the giant black hat kept flying off the ski rack no matter how we tied it down

you got lucky you ol' box you. I'm stuck with my Pontiac Aztek The Cobbler Special Edition (comes with tack hammer signed by Ellen Barkin)

"Breakin' 3: Jawa Jubilee" would like to respectfully disagree with this premise

Item # 5,002 in the "How Not To Get Woman Handbook"

whoop whoop

not a fan of The Office St. Patrick's Day Special? Only released in the UK, hard to find a copy overseas but man oh man that banana in the ass bit kills. It even makes Gareth look in the camera and shrug his shoulders like "can you believe this guy!"

Neck tattoos? Yeah, they have the same meaning here on earth, pretty much.

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Mister, would you please help my Doddle? He's over there behind the trees. He's coughing up snot on the driveway, I think it's his lung

just have him spread out Legos all over the floor, one foot on those suckers will paralyze even the most bloodthirsty of zombies

The hand looked rather old, my money is on Keith

#blondehash

Tell that to Mrs. God, AKA Mrs. "You Damnit, keep that racket down, I'm watching my stories" God

HEY

I piss on your spit!

The Fat Jew?

Hey Nong Man