Hey, remember when Tom Green had a talk show?

The University of Florida is the school of Abraham Lincoln now, apparently

Andy Dick

Oneal is good people

They could have an entirely animated late night show starring McBain right?

Conan shoulda gone back to The Simpsons

Ungrateful SOB

I wanna start a Bush cover band called Obama

Wow, Tokyo really summed it up there, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

She was like Kim Kardashian, same body, same need to shop, she was dragging me around the Promenade and she went to try something on and I made her blow me in the changing room

I used to bang a hot Armenian chick in Glendale that was on meth

I said slag off! (hurls whiskey bottle)

I'm glad Marah was able to keep it together enough to write the article, she's obviously upset

Im really sorry about the running over David Anthony prank

I don't concern myself with mics, I'm a drummer

It wasn't as cool as it sounds, Shwill knocked over the microphone during the end of the last sng and the dickhead owner was so pissed he kicked us out of the place, though I think that asshole was just looking for any excuse not to pay us, cocksucker!

I played at Headhunters, my band got kicked off the stage by the owner

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel might be interesting for the first 10 minutes

No, thank the Earths gravitational pull!

Oh, and MacGyvers gay!