The Wi-Fi is so bad that many software engineers are forced to plug ethernet cables into their laptops to do any work.

It’s the Delta Integrale replacement we all wanted. 

This was my immediate thought.

my thought exactly

Like a mix between an AMC Eagle and a Gremlin...  nostalgia is kicking in...

My first thoughts are that it looks a bit like a Hyundai Ioniq 5 and a Lada Niva had a baby

It’s finally back. Throw some Martini livery on it and tell me where to sign.

I’m liking that profile

While I agree on the exclusives thing. Game Pass is anything but silly. 

It’s just like how Netflix ditched DVDs for streaming and haven’t been heard from since.

Game Pass is a silly subscription service? This is a phenomenally stupid take.

Also, it’s off-broadway, not off-stage… 🙄

Veterinarians also note that Tyson was previously exposed to gamma radiation in a freak lab accident. Generally, he is a very good boy; yes he is; yes he is. You just don’t want to make him angry.

I love derpy-looking dogs. Any dog that survives cancer is an automatic Good Boi (it’s a genderless term). 

I’ve seen this before.  Are we sure Tyson isn’t part Thing?

This new jaw, it’s a fightin’ jaw

Sure lets set it in early 2000's in NYC.

So the Audi is magically ‘super reliable’ while the Jetta is ‘horrible and will break down’? 😛

Different powertrains, which is way enough to make a difference between good and bad.

Don’t buy an A-platform Jetta. But do buy an A-Platform A3? Is there such a lack of options in the small luxury segment that A3 is the recommendation?