like I said, to any story, there’s her story, his story, and then the truth.
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I don’t disagree with the thrust of this piece (except maybe the need to reduce everything to a competition between which pop star is most worthy of our affection), but it’s not exactly revelatory, is it? Of course Taylor Swift’s [insert thing here] is not a feminist manifesto. It is a Swiftist Manifesto, and always…
She calls herself that so twig bitches like you don’t say it behind her back. /joke, from the movie.
CHARLIZE THERON HAS MENSTRUATED ALL OVER MY MASCULINITY.
Am I high at work? WTF did I just read?
Sometimes I like to look at Heb and think about how he looks like his dad and brother and a melted candle had an orgy.
Who are these people who are so fucking blatant about the fact that they’re racist, sexist pieces of shit?
...a photo of a woman with a black eye, and the tagline, “Domestic violence. Because sometimes, you have to tell her more than once.”
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Re: Taylor + Kendrick...you need to listen to this!
jeb is like a 1, at best.
(T)Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
But to be fair, The First Lady is married to Barack Obama. Poor Ann is married to the most boring boy scout/sexless wedding-cake groom ever. I wouldn’t blame her if she was drunk and high 24/7.
He was origionally going to be forced to watch tape of the 2015 Red Sox for the rest of the life but the judge ruled that to be a truly crule and unusual punishment.
I really didn’t need the peek into Jake from State Farm’s love life.
“I’ve had a lot of ups and downs. It’s been quite a journey. [With the criticism], I went to a dark place. There was a lot of not eating—and I started to think being hungry to the point of feeling almost faint was a positive thing. The worse it got, the more positive feedback I was getting. Inside I was really…
My mother, in one of her weirder fads, got the culture starter thingy for kombucha when I was in high school. She kept it in a bucket in our laundry and she named the resulting snot slime monster 'Lionel'. Lionel lasted in his bucket for ages, my mother trying to get us to drink this fucking revolting tea ‘for our…