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especially walmart!!

I plan on buying that book for all the kids in my family!! also- how cute are these costumes!!!??

Jez readers definitely don’t get into heaven

My entire office just listened to me smashing my keyboard to stop that damn charmin commercial from playing

Republicans always on the right side of history

twitter is quickly pointing out all the rash decisions he’s made and it is wonderful

Ariana Grande?

watching the GOP implode like:

I can confirm, there are indeed lots of man-babies

creamy avocado pasta?? please explain!!

I loveeeee Cara. She seems like such a fun person to hang around. And she’s fucking gorgeous

and yet women are still labeled “too sensitive”

He desperately needs a punch in the face

For someone who can’t shut up about loving the constitution he sure seems to have no problems with dismantling it (when it suits his agenda)

I can’t believe this is real life

I’m not even an old but I just don’t understand burning man

Can someone make a dating site for people who want to find a husband just like him??

Kim I will give you a free make over and help you find husband number five if you just do your job