No. That’s like being on a high horse who thinks racism only happens in the South or in certain states while the the entire country is founded, lives, on and thrives on racism.
Besides bland “HuR DURr fLORidA/ SOUthErers” comments are rote and lazy as saying “First”.

I work daily with Covid cases (remotely) and honestly fully burnt myself out with a workload that increased exponentially and was just.so.sad that I finally relented and got the hell out for a vacation week.

They’re not militias, they’re gangs. It drives me nuts when the media calls them militias. There’s no difference. Not one of these dipshit groups of gun-stroking white men with an imaginary oppression complex is recognized by any state or federal agency. They’re gangs. The only official militia in the US is the…

We’re settling in just like the first two years of Obama’s presidency. Hopefully Dems remember what happened in 2010 when the country saw they didn’t seem to get much done.

This is what I found proved true after many years of office work: there are three ways to get hired — know someone, be a complete bullshitter, or be qualified. It’s split pretty evenly which means that 2/3 of the workforce isn’t really qualified for their jobs. And of course the higher-paying jobs have the biggest…

I smoke weed every day and I don’t want to fucking hang out with fucking Grimes, or Joe Rogan (2 minutes talking about NewsRadio and I’d be out) and I def don’t want to talk to Elon Musk! I’d lay his apartheid-loving, slave-labor-using, Nazi ass out. One across his expanded-by-HGH jaw and see that smirk fade right…

I think if your form is good you're not allowed to call it Cross Fit anymore.

Meth is also very “heartland America”, while cocaine is bougie. She would be a Meth addict on principal since her base would be Meth heads as well. 

Okay...is THAT good?

I just think it’s great that we can talk about superfluous and wonderful things like purple outfits and tan suits again.

The earrings and ring that Amanda Gorman are wearing were gifts from Oprah. When Maya Angelou read at Clinton’s Inauguration, the coat she wore was a gift from Oprah. O wanted to do the same for Amanda. However, Amanda told her that she had already bought a coat in her favorite color. So, Oprah gave her the gold hoops…

She not only has the pipes, but the whole orchestra, as she demonstrated at Superbowl 50.

Oh stop. She looked fabulous and she sounded fabulous. We’ve spent that last four years basically living in the Hunger Games, so it was incredible to have someone as talented as Lady Gaga perform and commemorate this new era dressed as such. Plus I loved that golden microphone. And she did it in front of Mike Fucking…

Thanks, Eric would have loved your user name. He was too wonderful, and I am lucky to have found a new Mr. Slap many many years later who was also widowed. He tells me that his late wife (a born matchmaker) and my late husband must have met up in heaven & she must have told Eric “Have I got a guy for your girl”. :)

My mom and I were at the discount store, waiting in line. She was talking and not paying attention when they opened another checker and someone cut in front of us before I could break her off. It happened to be a woman of color and my mother said something racist.

I know of several moms that went to DC on January 6th as part of “Women for Trump” and tried to defend that 99% of the people were just “peacefully protesting” and tried to blame antifa for the violence.

I’m worried that, without receipts, someone from the dude’s distant past will not be taken seriously. Especially if they want to remain anonymous and protect the identity of the survivors. Absolutely DO NOT out your friends as “evidence.”

the thought that Mango Unchained is probably freaking the fuck out over this (more that he has no Twitter to rant to than the fact that he was just impeached a second time) makes me very happy. (No one tell him he has a room for holding press conferences that he could use literally whenever he wants.)

There should not have been so many votes against.  It shows just how little things have changed for the Republicans even after a violent mob came and literally kicked their doors in.

Great piece. Also worth noting that the narrative that these are uneducated hicks misses the point entirely. These insurrectionists were doctors, lawyers, Olympic gold medalists. White supremacy, not intelligence, is the unifying issue.