When I was in second grade, I was *in love* with my teacher, and desperately wanted her to love me back and think I was cool. When we came back from spring break that year, she asked the class if anyone had gone on any trips anywhere, and probably a third of the kids had stories about vacations and trips to see…

Know the laws in your state! Here in Colorado for example, you are not allowed to campaign (defined by anything showing advocacy for a candidate including holding a sign or wearing a t-shirt) within 100 feet of the entrance of a polling place and that 100 foot limit has to be clearly posted.

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All the prime time MSNBC anchors are covering it, and I will try to get you a link.to the Atlantic piece that discusses it

So when do Killer Mike, Ice Cube, Colin, Kanye and Diddy do anything other than tweet bullshit, not vote and demand a seat at the table for themselves but no black women? Rip Bloomberg all you want be he stepped up when the Hotep brigade couldn’t be bothered.

The most deliciously petty thing about this, is that he’s only paying the fine of black and brown felons. lol

It sort of checks though.

Bloomberg was one of the worst human beings in New York, but if you take that same guy and move him to Florida...

Ginsburg espoused incremental change and dutiful compromise.

25 FEET? My God. It’s a miracle you didn’t die in a fire. Of course, maybe the rafters were too wet to burn. 

OMG BURY.

I am unclear on what the point is of saying that it definitely would have played out differently if the crowd hadn’t been Black, and how that relates to race vs training.

I’m a well-known harvester of the lowest hanging fruit.

I had metastatic testicular cancer about 10 years ago, which resulted in a surgical scar from my pelvis to my sternum. I beat the cancer, and contemplated a decoration for a couple years. For some reason, a working lunch turned down this road, and I told my boss at the time that I was going to get an alien tattooed,…

Honestly I think there should be a debate not because it will change anyone’s mind on policy but because it will be an hour and a half where he has no control whatsoever and will be hammered by Biden and the moderator at every turn- which might be enough to break his already fragile (and rabidly fraying) psyche. If I…

I found out Santa wasn’t real when I was about 7 or 8. I went to get a plate for cereal and the dish with Santa’s uneaten cookies was in there. I quickly shut the cabinet and found something else to eat. I was so annoyed and disappointed with my parents. I asked my favorite uncle about it and he explained the magic of…

Totally not the point of the contest submission but appropriate for Jezebel. A Facebook acquaintance shared that awful meme about how Biden wants to kill babies 5 minutes before they’re born. Some woman commented that she is a nurse at an OB office and has had to carry dead aborted fully grown fetuses to the…

Before all that, it’s time to check out last week’s winners. These are the best comebacks you’ve ever heard.

I am of a deeply suspicious nature, and I loathe lying more than anything. So if I suspect someone of lying I check their story. I’m good at finding evidence and I’ve caught so many people in lies.

The whole article is a mess

Once I was reading something science related about health and nutrition then I made the mistake of questioning someone who said sometimes they just drink water to cleanse for up to 5 days in a row a couple times a year. The diet people showed up bombarding me with comments about how it’s totally fine. I just deleted…