10 year high school reunion out in my boonies hometown. Traveled in from another state. Like 15 people showed up. We all got too drunk and decided to go to the local strip club. Not only were people we graduated with working at the strip club, my high school nemesis and his wife invited me to enjoy a lap dance with…

You know, this is probably a fairly accurate statistic.

Trampolines are the Devil’s carpets.

I love this story. Were you actually wearing a watch?

Just out of curiosity, how many of you burned yourself with a car lighter as a kid?

“Entanglement” is to “affair” as “conscious uncoupling” is to “divorce.”

There is no facet that is pure and were I to strip everything that is a product of my oppressor from my life I’d have to move to a commune in the mountains that encircle my family’s hometown in Puerto Rico.

Absolutely guarantee that most of the folks doing the #supportgoya thing are ppl who think ginger ale is “too spicy”.

Assaulted how? No one was ever going to mess with your Suburban Rambo Fred Flinstone footed ass or your mustard-stained Hamburglar of a wife.
White people are terrified that we’re going to do to them what they have done to us for centuries.

You know who agrees with you?

Your lips to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's ears!

That’s so good.

Wow. You can practically hear when you are reading it that it fucking KILLS this website to write anything positive about Swift.

Yes actually. Should they have done it a long time ago? Yes, but we are talking about a culture that isn’t exactly open to change, to put it nicely. 

NASCAR’s doing it for two reasons: 1. They’ve been trying to nudge it that way for years and this finally gives them a justification to outright ban it, and/because 2. That fucking flag is an albatross around their sport, reinforcing the view of fans as fat schlubby redneck morons who use the N-word regularly and give…

I admit I haven’t seen the film in some time; it’s one of those “classics” I made sure to watch when I was in my early 20's and trying to become something of a film buff. But it didn’t grab me the way that Casablanca did, and I haven’t ever revisited it.

I think you underestimate how scary “defund the police” sounds to most Americans and overestimate how many people actually know about it and are on board. People aren’t that curious, even the democratic base. They aren’t going to research “defund the police” and are just going to listen to whatever talking head, if…

“Defund the Police” They need to come up with some new branding asap. I had no idea what this meant until I read an explainer (maybe on Vox) and it actually sounds like a reasonable idea well worth exploring, but that phrase is not going to convince a majority of people to listen to any details at all. That concept is…

Agree fully. The message is fine but “defund” is going to be interpreted as “lefties want to abolish the police” which is obviously ridiculous, but never ever underestimate the stupidity of the American public. “Reform” is way more apt IMO.

They’ll have one debate, if they can get Drumpf to commit to it. Other than that, uh, Biden needs to give weekly speeches about what he will do and won’t do compared to the idiot in the Oval Office.