She is actually dead wrong in her omelet ontology, but I will forgive any sin in the service of this movie.

I come from a very strong union family, bordering on out-and-out "red," and the whole Akroyd storyline alone was enough to make it teenage me's favorite movie of all time on the spot. To this day, 20 years later, I burst out in uncontrollable laughter just thinking about it.

The FIRST season of The Bachelor gave me CancerAIDS, and only the love of the soulmate I had been searching for all my life was able to cure it.

What doctor would be prescribing this same medicine for 30 years, even after Rose moves to Miami??

"Rarity, you're a slut."

Not a big "Desire and the Black Masseur" fan, huh? Well, just goes to show you can't please all of the people all of the time.

I remember as a little kid not knowing who the fuck John Forsythe was, and thinking the nun was hot (though that just may have been youth goggles), and being taken aback once I found out how old the guy was that she was getting all wet imagining naked and covered in honey. (Though he was of course a very handsome…

I think in certain neighborhoods in Britain, you'd have a hard time telling how old people are by their wardrobe. Everyone of every age pretty much putters around dressed like recently retired low-level American mafiosi.

Hey, GenXers are getting old now. We fondly remember the show, and even the youngest of us are not as far as we'd think from living it. We'll be hooked from second one of the theme song!

Bae Arthur would totally have been Tyler Perry's stage name if he had come up on the drag circuit instead of the chitlin'.

Where the fuck was that and what was it called? I know it was probably not as good in practice as it is in concept, but it would pretty much have to be because nothing could be as good as that is in concept.

No, it wouldn't. You'd have to hold American Idol-sized arena auditions to cast the role. Every gay man from 8 to 108 would be sleeping on line for days for that shit. There would be no closets left in America; backwoods gays would be indignantly elbowing their way past lynch mobs to get to those fucking Blanche…

I didn't even know she was sick! That is sad; she was a very early boyhood crush of mine.

I think I mentioned this before (may have been in a Golden Girls post at that), but the actor in Part III who played Sensei Kreese's old war buddy turned evil chemical-disposal company CEO is actually a year younger than Macchio.

Yes, true. But the various articles seemed to announce that Google intended to use the IP address's browsing history to build your "human" cred. And, of course, they have that information, so why not? I don't even think cookies were mentioned in the articles.

Well, the browsing history (cookies, really) is easy: Their data will be a little cruder (as, in turn, the data from those who merely keep cookies would be cruder than that of people who keep their gmail account opened), but they can still see your IP address every time you access a site owned by Google or including…

So smug! You say that now, but we'll see what your story is when they have the technology to make them look like Madeleine Albright in her prime.

Funny, long before I ever thought much about privacy (and without anyone else ever using my computer) I had come to a point where I was using porn mode by default. It just kind of slowly crept in there. I'd get the option to open the regular or the incognito, and I'd just start thinking, eh, is this particular trip…

You seem like you might be able to help with this: Most people who are accustomed to seeing Captchas more than occasionally were already using a VPN, Tor, etc. If browsing history is a key part of the new "invisible Captcha," then how will it affect these folks (and, for that matter, those who have just reset their…

I did that too. The context was perfect for it to be about the talk show. And absolutely nobody has the Jason Momoa-Conan the Barbarian association lurking very prominently in their mind.