Oh God that would be fucking awesome. That would truly be the only thing left to do with them right now, and it would actually cause me to respect them again in that sort of extreme-yin-becomes-yang kind of way.

That wouldn't account for most of them. But I assume the fanbase's "center of gravity" is GenXers and older Millennials by now. And that's well into the age when modern society starts making old jokes about you.

Ah, I should have guessed. And certainly, if cartoon characters can remain the same age for 30 years as the world ages around them, live action actors ought to be able to do the reverse. (Of course, The Simpsons, for one, have not always remembered the "make it funny" part. Razor blade of apathy…)

I believe MC Hammer had taught the rest of us that three years earlier.

Ah, that old chestnut. Actually this occurred during the fourth episode of the Original Series, which resulted in Sulu removing his shirt and poking at his crewmates with swords; and the third episode of Next Generation, in which Tasha Yar seduces Data while cooing sultrily about rape gangs. Only in Voyager was the…

I've never gotten around to seeing the show, but I'd always wondered about that. Wasn't one of the characters a hologram or something? How do they explain the actor's aging over 30 years? Was it just something unspoken, like on Star Trek with Fat Data (or Old Enterprise Riker and Troi, for that matter)?

In general it is always safe to figure: Yes, that was a P.M. Dawn reference.

I liked the first film, but the scenes that stick in my memory the most (haven't seen it since it first came out on video) were the deleted ones. The cheeses of the world. The random Rob Lowe parts. The haggling about the cost of the attache case. The family scenes. Even the pure silliness about the "militant wing of…

Bah, don't belittle their achievements (/genetic blessings)! Paul Rudd got some sort of super-Botox that he is villainously keeping from actors twenty years younger? Stacey Dash injecting the stuff into her small intestine so she keeps the same body into her fifties? Come on, give them some credit; respect the elderly!

…Also, where ever did people get the notion to do that with the Polaroids? First there were the ones where you needed to pull off the top film, then there were the ones where it dissolved away naturally. In neither case was it anything but neutral to harmful to the picture to go furiously fanning it about like a…

I don't know; take it up with the theme song writers! (Hopefully that one wasn't an Alan Thicke.)

I thought the new consensus was that she is essentially Meryl Streep's love child with Lawrence fucking Olivier in absolutely everything she has graced us with except Twilight. I know this is not true, because I saw Snow White and the Huntsman. But I presume no one else did, and they mean everything but those two…

That, "The Bubble," and "President Barbie" were some of the finest political satire in the history of American television.

All puns aside, she is still quite hot. That movie, 22 years old now, has had a striking number of folks who have held up well, sometimes shockingly so. Stacey, Alicia Silverstone, Breckin Meyer, Donald Faison, Paul Rudd. RIP Brittany Murphy; you will always be young.

All entertainment journalists know that. "Clueless actress Stacey Dash" is not a reference to her resume.

I love Mrs. Dash!

Alicia Silverstone?

I'll miss her! She was literally the Polaroid of perfection.

We all storm Pennsylvania Avenue in a frenzy and start fucking shit up, only to come to our senses and realize we're actually on Parliament Hill confronting an irate Justin Trudeau?

I am the walrus?