The smiley was uncalled for, no matter what you may privately wish upon Cher.

Meh, you can't just go lumping every underachieving funny kinda-handsome dude together. Brendan Fraser was actually a very talented young actor who looked like he might have a huge career before things just started heading in the wrong direction. Seann William Scott was a very capable comedic performer who did…

Pardon me. I have been informed by the Internet that Chris Pratt is my boyfriend (or, more properly in my case, my "man crush"), and that everything he does is in fact utterly charming. I have not heard any exception made for bowel movements, so I will not presume one.

As long as their recognition algorithm doesn't identify the turds as members of my ethnic group, it'll be cool with me.

The last one, I think it was about Christmas, did something interesting. In addition to the usual skeptic being won over to God, there was a character who was going on about secular modern society driving the Christ out of Christmas and so forth. You know, typical "War on Christmas" bullshit from the typical…

**pours one out for Boner**

Hayden Christensen: I'm not even born yet. Why the fuck am…oh, Jesus fucking Christ, Lucas!

I rode around the shtetl, wore rattlesnake tzitzit
Take it easy Annushka, don't give me no kibbitz.
Kugel, you love?

Don't Judea. Not while I'm tzaddik there patiently.

I don't give a shit. I always say I'll order just one and never look back, but I always end up having Gomorrah.

I always thought their Sukkot Shake was etrog-flavored, but it turns out it's just a yellow-foodcolored version of the same chicken-fat-and-nondairy-creamer whipped treat we enjoy year-round.

Well that was some unnecessary ado by me! I didn't even read your earlier comment right, to see you were the original commenter. Again, sorry about that. Restored comment (what an anticlimax after all that!):

I am sorry. I deleted it ten seconds after posting because I thought it was inappropriate. I didn't think anyone would have been replying.

Well, in his defense, that was after a car crash so hideously, monstrously disfiguring that 95% of his face had to be reconstructed using skin grafts from the original Paul McCartney.

Had he decided that his newfound fame made it the perfect time to record the music album that had always been his real passion? Because his apartment after the movie would have been a great opportunity to play her an advance copy.

Where the fuck is Simpsons Quote Generator? This is such a fucking gimme.

Sold separately.

I agree they would not like it one bit. Pence for the suggestion that he's a sodomite, Trump for the suggestion that you'd ever catch him with a four.

And it has very little to do with the book

Do you think it's good for someone with no familiarity with either the Potter books or the movies? Is that actually better? Or are any advantages outweighed by the references you miss?