This is a civil trial, not a criminal trial, so Gwyneth can’t be “convicted”, just found liable financially.

Chris Martin reached out for support and offered to testify on Gwyneth’s behalf. His planned testimony is:

They rag on her because of her Goop store which sells a lot of expensive fraudulent/snake oil merchandise which does not do what they claim it does. It goes far beyond her being into crystals.

That photo puts her in strong contention for this year’s “Most sullen teen” award.

*elon musk has enthusiastically entered the chat*

Yeah as much as I’m enjoying her defense (she had to go to the spaaaaaa!), I’m seeing two possibilities here:

That’s Gwyneth’s daughter on the left in the header photos? Thought that was an old Kate Moss pic and was wondering what she had to do with this.

Is there a way they can both lose?

Oh gosh, someone get Apple a banana. That bone broth is making her miserable.

Even in those liberal democracies that criminalize hate speech, the penalty isn’t death, and it’s certainly not summary execution.

I will be in that second category whenever I get mine.  Charge it up at work, power my home with it at night.  The days I stay home, my solar can charge it up.  This is the future that I want.

My Galaxy battery is finally fading, it pre-dates COVID so I can’t complain about the battery lifespan too much. I miss the old days where could just pop a battery out with no tools and in seconds have full-capacity again.

The iphones will do that, they’ll hang around 80% most of the night and then charge to 100% by the time you wake up.

Career mechanic here (and Bolt EV owner since early 2019).
To pick one very popular and common group of vehicles - GM full size V8 pickups and SUVs have had yearslong major, widespread problems with their automatic transmissions and DOD systems for at least the last 7 model years. Dozens of TSBs, revised part numbers,…

This makes me want to die. You think he’ll give me, like, 8k to pay off all my debt?

As someone considering an EV really soon, there can only be 2 ways to go about maintaining an EV battery:

“Offensive to community standards of decency” is important here — it’s an open declaration that the people pushing the law don’t intend to be held to any clear definition because selective enforcement is the point. So eyeliner worn by cis men (and trans women and AMAB non-binary people) would be illegal if the courts…

It’ll be fun to see how they handle nativity plays at all boy/all girl religious schools! Will they have to rewrite the bible? Three wise-women? Joseph and Mary were a queer couple?

I guess Rudy Giuliani should stay away from Texas, then.

This batshittery can/will be applied to everything. This would just as easily used for any Shakespeare performance, movie filming, yes like those truly dreadful Tyler Perry films, every dumb ass frat function of dressing out of gender norms, really just anything.

It’s baffling to know that this fear formed bounty…