Exactly.  They became police officers so they could keep us safe by enforcing the extremely important “You Must Say Sorry Law.”  Without it- anarchy.

I’m one of those lawyers and it does give me heartburn. That said, new cars already have so. much. software. that control every aspect of the driving experience, that for B2B disputes, self-driving (if it ever exists) will just be the same shit to a greater degree.

Yes. Government safety regulations (that literally save lives) are the reason for rising costs. Not massive global spikes in raw material, labor, and shipping costs in the past 3 years.

I bought a Soul from a Kia dealership recently when I started permanently working from home. Just wanted something small and cheap that would get me around town.

Also, Kia dealers are fine unless Eddie Lampert decides to buy them all up and run them into the group for his own personal gain.

Also, the suggestion that the police are called every time someone is heard yelling on a college campus ... just ... sigh.

Lol I caught that too.  Hell, $5000 could be just the flights and car service.

I get what you’re saying about starting young, but I’m not sure how Botox could make you look “older and harder.” It just stops your forehead muscles from moving.

Wait, I thought we were supposed to like hip dips?  So confused.

FINALLY.  I scrolled so far to see if someone pointed this out.  Jesus Christ, if your job is writing words, you should understand what words mean.  Is that so much to ask?

Okay, I replied respectfully to your cosmetic surgery comment, but FUCK your skinny jeans comment. I shall wear them till I die!

I’m not going to hate on your for your opinion. For me, I had an abdominoplasty after my second kid was born so I didn’t have to tuck and extra hunk of body into the front of my pants. I look and feel 1000% better. I don’t see how that’s less healthy than wearing makeup.

It was unfathomably bad in many ways.

Apparently not inviting someone to a private party is now “disinviting” them and ... a thing?

Because she threw a party at her own home with only the people she wanted to invite- none of whom were nearly as young as the author of this article. What a BITCH.

Are any of those actresses particularly active in Hollywood today? I didn’t even know whether any of them were still alive.  Maybe they were the old guard 20 years ago.

Mr. Rogers betrayed us this day.

He’s a white man who was born rich.  What other luck do you need?

I screech about this all the time.  The (lack of) progress is pathetic.

I checked out her insta account just to see some comments.  Her fans are absolutely unhinged.