Donald Trump did not sleep with her. He paid her $150,000 to not refute the story that he did.

Seriously, they should let him do the whole fucking show, minus Alec Baldwin skewering Trump.

Looks like it’s time to purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Now I know what it would take to get me to sit through an episode of SNL..

dat Pro Stick

she just tweeted that there’s going to be a press conference with the woman who is suing trump for statutory rape.

Make America Great Again. So Great, its Great Leader whips up angry mobs to retaliate on his behalf when his feelings get hurt. So Great, members of the media need Secret Service protection.

There’s nothing more unclear and impractical than a third party at this time. But of course someone almost entirely shielded from the results of the next four years would feel that way.

The one single good thing I thought could come out of Brexit was that Americans would take a lesson in taking their vote seriously. NOTHING is guaranteed.

Counter-point: If Susan Sarandon’s endorsement on November 1st is something that could effect the way you choose to vote, you’re already a big part of the problem.

You never know what’s going to stick.

Trump is the most decisive. Decisions to change original decisions count as decisions too. Everything you try to call an “indecision” is actually two or more separate decisions. So many decisions you can’t even believe. Check the record.