Just a bunch more American billionaires looking to let Russia win.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

Chicago, Chicago, and Chicago.

The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

“’10% of NFL teams”? Why not just say ‘a handful’?”

To make matters even worse, their star player, At Least We’re Not The Cubs, is out for the foreseeable future.

I tend to agree that Phil Jackson is overrated, but coaching and personnel management are very different skill-sets. It’s not really fair to imply that Phil being bad at being a team president retroactively makes him a bad coach.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

TRADE DEADLINE DAY WRAP UP:

thats kind of sports

He’ll go down as like the 4th best QB in Packers history.

If Jay Cutler is calling the shots then he’s likely to end up on a completely different team than the one he’s intending to go to

I can’t imagine Magic doing that. He seems like a positive person.

This is overblown. He’s got a lot to learn but he’ll have AIDS.

Melo dragged a Syracuse team with nothing else but trash on it to an NCAA title as a freshman. He took a succession of weirdly assembled, dysfunctional teams to the playoffs in each of his first 10 seasons in the NBA—seven of them in the then-brutally stacked Western Conference. He also has three gold medals as one of…

I find it odd that they left his hands at their actual size in all these edits

Not to mention his dad, Howie, was a firefighter in 1998's Firestorm.

No, Sark. It’s Matty Ice who is there every day.