The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

“’10% of NFL teams”? Why not just say ‘a handful’?”

To make matters even worse, their star player, At Least We’re Not The Cubs, is out for the foreseeable future.

I tend to agree that Phil Jackson is overrated, but coaching and personnel management are very different skill-sets. It’s not really fair to imply that Phil being bad at being a team president retroactively makes him a bad coach.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

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thats kind of sports

He’ll go down as like the 4th best QB in Packers history.

If Jay Cutler is calling the shots then he’s likely to end up on a completely different team than the one he’s intending to go to

I can’t imagine Magic doing that. He seems like a positive person.

This is overblown. He’s got a lot to learn but he’ll have AIDS.

Melo dragged a Syracuse team with nothing else but trash on it to an NCAA title as a freshman. He took a succession of weirdly assembled, dysfunctional teams to the playoffs in each of his first 10 seasons in the NBA—seven of them in the then-brutally stacked Western Conference. He also has three gold medals as one of…

Not to mention his dad, Howie, was a firefighter in 1998's Firestorm.

No, Sark. It’s Matty Ice who is there every day.

I understand the joke is in bad taste, but also think it’s a little disingenuous for a guy who stubbornly hurt his team for much of last season by not changing position now thinks it appropriate to associate himself with one of the best human beings to ever pick up a glove.

Pretty bush league of McCutchen to tweet a photo of the only Pirate whose career took a nosedive faster than him.

I was about to gnash my pedantic teeth about the use of “beg the question” vs “raise the question,” but I actually think this makes sense in both cases.

You stole this from The Slot post last night, and you know it.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I expected even worse.