Also, don’t say LMFAO. It’s unbecoming. I raised you better, and you’re a bad girl.

Also, my last name is Wayne.

My parents are dead dude. How dare you.

Haha no shit you can. I knew you were pretty delusional, but god damn, you are probably one of the most dense motherfuckers I’ve ever seen. This has been fun, but I feel my IQ dropping reading your posts at this point. Have a good one duderino.

Aw hell, I should’ve been more clear. When I said US I meant Union State. Whoops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

There we go, that’s the fire I like to see.

Aw, this is all you have for me? I expected better of you. Hopefully you won’t vote for Trump because I’m disappointed :(

Your comments are pretty great, mainly because you accuse me of having limited self-awareness when you post this kind of stuff. At this point I’m wonder how far I could go, and if your comments get longer and longer of you just jacking yourself off. This has been a good time. Thanks for making my work day a bit…

What’s your point? Call ‘em like I see ‘em. Sorry I hurt your feelings buddy. Maybe we could’ve been friends, but oh well.

Oooo you’re a feisty one, I like that. Even if we are politically aligned, you seem like a true piece of shit so I probably wouldn’t want to associate with you anyways. I see no reason why we can criticize Trump for everything he deserves criticism for honestly.

You certainly act like a Trump supporter so...walks like a duck, talks like a duck. I’m assuming you’re “Libertarian” which is just a code word for Republican. It’s all good though dude, I’d get all defensive too if I was on the wrong side of history.

Aw poor baby can’t handle criticism towards daddy Trump. Sad :(

Do you have a quota you have to fill with being a total shithead? Don’t worry buddy, I’m sure Trump lovingly looks at all your comments and is so proud that you’re out here defending him on the internet.

Sure. I work in IT as well, and I see zero issue with the Net Neutrality rules as they are. Big ISP’s have no regard for the consumer, and you cannot tell me for sure they won’t institute any change that will maximize their profits at the expense of internet freedom. We’ve already given them billions to upgrade their…

Jesus, you can always count on the the people who can’t take the time to spell out “government” correctly to spew some bullshit. So you trust ISP’s to regulate themselves? Because I don’t. Verizon, Comcast, AT&T...they don’t give a fuck about you as a consumer, and they’ll gladly roll out slow lanes for things like…

This dude comments the same shit on all these articles. Definitely just a shill for ISP’s who doesn’t understand how the internet actually works.

“I don’t agree with them, so they must be wrong!”

Oh, cool, so we should just lay back and get fucked by shitty pay to win business practices in a game we’d like to play because the “majority” doesn’t mind? Go fuck yourself and your apathetic attitude.

I mean, do we need one? I feel like I kind of just browse around and read whatever article is interesting, though I mainly stay on Jalopnik. What do us average white guys do that’s really interesting?

It ain’t that bad.