this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen.

i literally cackled on the floor when that happened. then the cat whose house i was watching at swiped my face, which made me laugh even harder.

meh, i’m in nyc and i didn’t see a few that people have been talking about today.

between your perfect GG name and this story, i can’t decide if my love or envy of you is winning my emotional tug of war.

told a guy friend about how a mutual guy friend had assaulted me, two seconds later he was pressuring me to cuddle with him while we watched a movie.

i used to volunteer with the ASPCA as well as fundraise for them. HSUS is fucking trash.

i’m a background ravenclaw :)

i think she is excellently entertaining as a human. i think she was painfully awkward when compared to Bruno

i bought the ebook, and every time i try to start reading it, i burst into tears and have to go watch a walk to remember and then re-read harry potter. it’s been a vicious cycle, but i’m now primed to beast trivia this weekend.

... are you a Background Slytherin?

i know a family whose kids are named: Lacey, Tracey, Harry, Barry, and Joseph.

i like this correction format

not sure if you’re aware of this, but it’s possible for more than one thing to be true. it’s also possible to do one good thing and one shitty thing and for both of those things to be true.

precisely.

“I didn’t belong to any porn sites”

your username is the greatest thing i’ve seen this year. well done.

not if we buy the property next to it.

shannen seems like she doesn’t get along with anyone. i’ve heard from all kinds of people that she’s just a cold person.

lol, try kickboxing next time if you feel the need to try again. which, tbh, you really shouldnt.

basically everyone but Katherine Heigl tbh