it’s only gotten worse

amber is secretly god. nobody’s realized it yet.

did you see the special with the old home movies? it’s on netflix, it’s fun as hell.

don’t disagree. thought you meant that keenum was choking, not that they would both make it (ie. the math would check out because keenum would blow it, not that the math checks out bc they’d both make it). it’s been a fucking long weekend.

omg thinking about that made me slightly nauseous, that’s so fucking uncomfortable and weird.

red neck lips < chest eyes < black artsy neck lips not in that spot.

this aged well

know any sacrifice rituals we can start doing now to make blake play well next week?

those fans are what we all try to be on jan 1st, but they actually succeeded.

never not the greatest

lol i’ve had the nivea one in my shower for like 10 years and i’ve never used it. i’m a failure.

i’m having a crazy fight with 2 other people plus my irl SO of 10 years, i’d love to step in but i’m gonna have to pass :(

we should just replace all the confederate monuments with statues of her and be done with it.

yeah, i had to cancel my sephora play for the same reason. it’s such a good value, but i’m a fucking idiot when it comes to responsible finances.

they’re definitely more eloquent and smell better too.

one star didn’t feel like enough, so you also get a comment

i also don’t use body moisturizer. i own maybe 25 bottles of 1/4 used body moisturizer, because i know i need to start using it, and i really do try, and then i forget.

this is why i only get samples of stuff i can afford to like. i learned this the hard way, when a friend gave me 3 sample packs of this face serum that turned out to be $345 a bottle and i literally cried.

two things i love that you can try instead of your drying oil:

i’d watch the shit out of a boondocks-style-animation roots show.