ah, so you’ve met my mother.

her parents remind me so much of Patsy Ramsay it’s horrifying.

it’s the equivalent of wearing a band t shirt if you don’t know the band. but actually meaningful/serious.

sack dresses hang straight down baggily. tent dresses flow out and away from your body baggily.

for some reason i judge other people, but i get enraged when my bf pays for me.

i love the joke, but i’m gonna be pissed AF if we don’t do that for the 16th birthday.

oooh, do you have the link? i want one yesterday :)

that’s Kourtney

which makes it weirder that kylie isn’t in it at all, no?

exhibit a: dave fucking grohl.

hopefully we’ll have like 4 episodes just of this. maybe with some cranberries or joan jett or something thrown in for variety...

what size are you? i might have some clothes i can send (i lost a ton of weight because of meds and now i’m back to my normal size again)

i wish i could say you wont, but we both know you absolutely will. probably today.

the screener version is already leaked, there’s no way he’s going to fully recoup.

you clearly don’t know new yorkers. we’re fucking insane.

i feel bad i never saw it because TheNemesis is actually one of my oldest friends’ younger brother...

i was in a class with him, he’s def weird and operating on a different plane of existence, but he genuinely doesn’t seem like a creepy predator in person. and i was in the class with him the semester of my assault, so i was wary of literally everyone.

gal gadot is israeli.

one of them is The Tall Blonde, but it’s so obviously not you i wouldn’t even worry.

thanks! i’ve always wanted to listen to the daily, but each time i try, something triggers my misophonia. i’m not sure what it is, but i’m always super upset when i need to turn it off.