my cousin worked for him for a while and has only the best things to say about him.

i just shove things in my back waistband and then wear a big sweatshirt. if anyone notices a bulge, i say it’s a heating pad for period cramps and get ushered straight in. men are stupid.

i do too.

i’m still waiting for someone to post a supercut of every time that happens. i refuse to watch the main show, but that part of it is my favorite thing in the world.

ah, yes, the jordan-klepper-thinks-he’s-stephen-colbert show. it’s fucking awful.

this is why we still don’t have fucking pockets.

shouldn’t it be MiriaMax?

what show is it for? i have an adblocker but i’m starting to become morbidly curious about this ad everyone is talking about lol

his now-fiancee told him she wouldn’t love him if he didn’t do it. it was also a costume-in-a-bag, not even a legit costume. this is my favorite story of the month tbh.

nah dude, she thought she’d be in hufflepuff and is trying to blend in.

i think we have the same interior decorator :)

i can’t wait to incorporate that ASAP.

the new not-colbert is crap. i miss larry so much

people who don’t spend time with redheads have a hard time with that. its like how fox news viewers think all black people look alike, or how my mother thinks all south east asians are her housekeeper.

vpl is never classy.

no worries, any chance to shit on trump is very welcome :D

1.5 inches above the knee is a great length for making your legs look longer and skinnier without being skanky. midi flared skirts too, but not pencil or straight skirts. maybe a-line depending on the skirt. (my mom is 5'0, so i’ve been shopping/consulting on this issue for years and years)

i said people, not reanimated orange rinds with lint stuck to them.

honestly, buy cashmere and wool longjohns and wear them under your normal clothes. cheaper and less room than a full on coat, and you can wear them as leggings/tops when you get home.

native of manhattan, i also use your system. it’s a fucking lifesaver here, since, as ellie said, you feel like you always need to look cool and cute and chic, but it can get fucking cold and snowy and awful. i have my one hideous coat for those days, a vintage fur and leather coat i inherited from my great aunt for…