I don’t get to be hot or sexual very often and you don’t see me bitching about it. Put on some Netflix, some yoga pants with the mystery stains and open a jar of nutella and deal with it like a big girl!

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my…

Can we collectively make a deal right now that this is peak Kendall Jenner? We all need to agree or it won’t work.

After Stone Mountain, if you please.

My takeaway is Katy Perry is thirsty af to be noticed 24/7

Why would anyone wear a babydoll anywhere near a stage where people can look up your dress, though?

I had a visceral response to this dress. I do not care for it at all, to put it very, very politely. I like the sleeves—that’s beautiful pleat-work—but other than that I... can’t imagine why. The silhouette is off somehow.

Don’t drag dogs into this! Our canine pals should never be compared to Republicans!

The faces of evil, all of them. Fuck every last one of these pieces of shit.

Umm, when have men not ragged on women for their appearance? God, you’re such a shit poster.

Wow. Kristen Stewart is just magically, magnetically attractive. She’s so damned rock n’ roll.

That’s almost certainly Armie Hammer.

Everyone’s all like “quelle horreur!!” and I’m sitting here thinking, “this is pretty cool”. Celebs with tons of followers that probably don’t give a shit about museums are maybe going to get some kids interested in checking out the Met. Art shouldn’t be stuffy and unapproachable.

I’m trifling, but I thought it was kinda...cool. You see these esteemed artists, pop stars, and “why did we make them famous?” celebs on the red carpet, going into the rarified milieu of society mavens and high fashion and it’s like, “La!...to be rich and famous with important functions to attend...” And to then have…

That would be the 0.001% who are extremely privileged and don’t give a fuck. Half of them have likely never been in a museum or gallery before to actually look at the art .... its just another venue for them to pose and drink and fool around on their cell phones.

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

I completely get Amy on this. I worked in the service industry and I’ve also been suuuuper poor. I’m rich now, not like Amy rich, but I can pay all my bills, go out to eat, and still put money in savings every month rich (so solidly middle class). I’m a generous tipper. I’ve been known to leave a $50 tip on a $30…

You’re just proving you’ve never seen Freaks and Geeks which doesn’t make you look cool.

Craig and Naomie all day, every day. Although every time I see them together, I can’t help but mutter “don’t fuck this up, Craig.”

My bf and I ended up watching Brooklyn 99 instead because Handmaid’s Tale was a little too intense for the evening.