Considering how much she LOVES to travel/fly, I never for a second believed she wanted the gig.

Of course she would never have gone to coachella, that festival is not worthy of her.

She looks like she could play a mean game of softball, doesn’t she?

Fucking ugh. Seriously, why these two? Can’t be worse than Summer House, though...

Selling sacred icons for cold hard cash? That’s like, the most Catholic thing ever. Not even being sarcastic. 

Also never forget; Hillary was unsavoury because she was a warhawk who was going to drag the US into a bunch of military conflicts all over the world..................................

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

It’s a tale as old as time!

Quit today this is the best thing you’ve ever written.

Bobby, though I would miss you terribly if you ever left Jezebel, I think you have found your true calling, writing the scripts for the “reality” show known as KUWTK.

I work for the in-house agency of a very large brand. Our head honcho sent a hilarious agency wide email telling us to never send him anything resembling “this tone deaf garbage pile” and our creative director responded with “this ad is the most tragic thing I have seen all week and I am currently at a funeral in…

Coke is going to come out with a glorious ad come July 4th or something to counter this and make Pepsi look like even bigger amateurs.

I was going to say (as someone who has worked in advertising my whole career) that this seems exactly like an idea a client would come up with.

Yeah, I think Shai is more on the embarrassingly genuine side of this while Kendall was so fucking quick to sign on for a commercial with a brand more ubiquitous than her family’s lol

lol somehow i dont think she’s interested in pepsi commercials, esp the kind that are going to hurt her brand as an activist.

Ugh. You captured exactly the right shades of nauseated disgust here.

You’re implying she hasn’t always been a glowing sea creature.

We’re not going to talk about their corporation names?

Ultraviolence dreary? I think it’s a great album and works as a whole. Honeymoon has it’s moments, but I will agree is mostly forgettable. The Paradise EP is also wonderful.

You take that back about Ultraviolence! I mean, it was dreary, but I was really depressed that summer and it was just the right level of dreary for me.