Don’t even get me started on birthday dinners. Nobu at age 14 did not a grounded young man make.

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I think actual poor kids always know they are poor.

I figured out we were poor when I was about seven. Over that summer, I kept running over to our neighbor’s house for popsicles because we never had any. When my mother asked where I was going and I told her, she got all stink-faced and said that the other family got more welfare and could afford fun stuff because they…

I am child-free by choice, but I always feel that, if I WERE a parent, and a wealthy one, I would be the mom dragging my kids to volunteer at the homeless shelters and making them work as early as possible and sitting them in front of the news to see the harsh reality of the world, etc.

I realized my Dad made it when I was in my teens at a friend’s house and was astonished that they didn’t have 2 dishwashers nor an instant hot water spout.

Not rich, but when I signed papers with my wife to buy an apartment in Brooklyn, after doubted I’d ever own, I finally relaxed about money.

I don’t know if Blue Ivy understands yet that her family is “special.” She is a very little kid and has lived a rarified existence, so it’s likely that she thinks everyone lives this way. I imagine it’ll be quite some time before she understands the broader world and her family’s place in it.

Weird how Tom Sandoval confuses being a battered wife with being a self-loathing coward who could have gotten out of this relationship years ago.

This is your superpower.

Reads article.

Man, Tony Bourdain has a type, doesn’t he?

I will see anything with Iggy Pop in it, just take my money now. Thanks.

Oh, so this is what they were filming during Fun Fun Fun Fest OVER FIVE YEARS AGO. I remember seeing Gosling and people making a fuss over him, but I forgot that a movie was supposed to come out one day.

You know what’s terribly, truly dangerous about agent Orange? All his policies are based on pandering to his base, which is comprised of frightened people who get their “news” from suspect sources : basically lies. So we have a president who lies basing his decisions on lies to pander to people who voted based on…

I sense no snark - Hubbert’s comment just reads as quintessenionally French intellectual and the humor lies in the chasm between the mindlessness of the question and her curt and clearly exasperated response - good for her - what kind of questions are these ???

Umm, Frederick Douglass? Tremendous guy.

A tremendous, tremendous disaster.

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”