punknotspunk
punknotspunk
punknotspunk

Oh, Tomato Face. You old fruit/vegetable troll, you.

I honestly can’t tell the difference between a real Trump tweet and a joke Trump tweet. Sad!

Rock of Love was QUALITY reality television unlike this garbage. I like that everyone on the VH1 love shows are self-aware enough to realize this is all bat shit crazy and are just in it for the fun, unlike The Bachelor where it seems some women are still taking this shit seriously. And Rock of Love spawned one of my

Is it just me, or is this advice kind of dumb. Not in that it is necessarily wrong, but rather, its a repackaging of common sense as sage wisdom. The thing is, people and poor people especially know this shit already. Look at how they frame each hypothetical person: Person A they give a list of shit that costs money

Concern trolling from the beyond. Dad needs to get an afterlife.

This whole shoot is just so very...extra? I’d expect nothing less of Beyoncé, of course, and she should do what she likes. But it all just seems so strange—how very odd to be her and live that kind of life and to do weird things like this photoshoot.

Does anyone else take a periodic break from the news? I don’t want to bury my head in the sand, but each one of these stories (ranging from him being an insensitive moron to committing absolute atrocities) makes my brain hurt more and more. How did this ever happen? How did 63 million people vote for this 70 year old

Fertility treatments.

So extra ...

Women are fucking programmed to prioritize being thin over everything else. I got a kidney infection and ended up in the hospital. The antibiotic they gave me made food taste disgusting - bitter and like there was a ton of salt on it - and left a horrible taste in my mouth. I couldn’t eat for like a week; I drank a

Well, checked off the “Get hit with existential dread” item on my To-Do list at 8am, thanks a whole bunch Lifehacker...

I can’t believe I have Kardashian gossip but Scott stayed at my brother in law’s boss’s house in Park City the other week. It was drug-addled when his maid entered and there were several blonde women still in the house. I don’t think Kourtney is even his type. (Side note: the boss listed the house at $50k/week as a

she’s rihanna :]

OK but how much does it pay?

My God, can he not sing! He has the sort of voice where I’d be pleasantly surprised if a movie called for him to sing a lullaby or whatever, but it sure can’t carry a musical.

After I saw this movie, my reaction was ‘it’s fine’. It’s not amazing or particularly disappointing. Just fine.

Holy shit, all this “prep work” for a movie?