Fuck this.

I don’t get why people are surprised by this. General Relativity predicts this. And there’s a (somewhat unsettling reason) why there’s so little antimatter and so much matter. Akin to turning the knob half a twist out of phase, if you pull a piece of antimatter into sync with us, you are pulling it from a realm that…

Seems to me that these people are posting to IG, when they should be on Pinterest.

Usually you can pop off all the keys, then vigorously shake, smack it, then use compressed air and then leave it upside down in case there’s moisture, preferably out in the sun.

For future, try to find a keyboard guard / protector.

Why not just plate it, keyboard and all, and then take a picture of it and put it on Instagram for the likes?

Anybody know how to clean vomit off a keyboard, I’m asking for a friend

It’s a lose-lose situation for Obama. In remaining silent, he’s seen as tacitly implicit in not putting faith in the American people, and allowing Russian machinations to influence the election process.

If they can prove that Trump knew and was complicit, which would be very hard to do within the time frame they have, maybe there could be a talk of impeachment. But there was no hacking of the votes and the EC college finalises all disputes and appointments in 3 days time.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

Trump winning

This past week, I feel like I have slipped into the worst mashup ever of 1984, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451 and just a touch of Brave New World because why not all the classic 20th century English language dystopias?

Donald Trump got elected to be President of America and you think the Clinton voters are dumb? It’s called psychological projection, accusing others of your own faults, and is often used by sociopaths, and as a political strategy. Trump accusing others of lying, or being “crooked”. But being such a genius you surely…

Gosh, millions of Americans are looking at having their right to marriage, employment, citizenship, housing and health care ripped away because of the bigoted notions of the ruling class.

COMPLETE
UTTER
GARBAGE

Vaping worked for me. 20 years and it is what finally did it.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

The Pussy Grope Caper?

????????? as long as you get your phone it’s really not a hassle, you plug in the dongle and it transferred everything. It’s literally maybe an hour of your time to ensure you get a phone that’s not going to burn you to the bone or set your home on fire. The temperature alarm isn’t going to do anything if the phone…