Nearing 50 and I wouldn’t be interested him anyway. In fact, after 18 years of marriage, if I were to divorce and be single again I wouldn’t be interested in ANY man. I would be far more interested in doing whatever the hell I wanted to do, answering to no one, and most importantly, only taking care of myself. If I…

I am so ova celebrity fertility drama.

Ideas of unconditional love and loving one’s family no matter what are extremely flawed and short-sighted. There absolutely SHOULD be conditions for love. If you want me to love you, you have to fulfill some requirements first. One of those requirements is not to be an asshole. And as for family; My brother was a…

I also was hoping for an open thread. My dad is acting like a dickhead and decided to “apologize”, but the apology was basically i am what i am and you should forgive me even though it wasn’t really my fault and why won’t you forgive your brother for being a horrible selfish human being three Christmases ago youre so…

It was nice to see an actual film critic throw some shade at The Polar Express.

Or worse, Carrell’s Patch Adams.

Oh my God that poor family. I can’t stop thinking about her mother. 

I can at least help you with the Becky thing: A Becky is a racist asshole white woman who can’t mind her own damn business, especially when it comes to what POC are doing.

Anything for Selenas.

Ah, the time-tested 14 Day Trial By Orgasm. The old ways are the best ways.

That’s what I was thinking. Ouch.

They’ve played this whole thing off as so cutesy, and the media has gobbled it up. But it reeks of excess and now I’m just generally turned off.

I turned down Jonah Hill in 2005. He had no game. 

LOL. I completely forgot that I saw Trump make out with Melania in person at the Kentucky Derby until right before the 2016 election. Right before he kissed her everyone around me was speculating about whether she was his girlfriend or daughter and then he frenched her and EVERYONE around me simultaneously groaned and…

I’d really like to know more about this essay!!

At my very first job in NYC (pre-9/11) I had gotten into a terrible fight with the office manager. I was super pissed and left the office to use my flip phone to call a friend in rage while I went out and had a smoke. I hastily threw open the front door to the building and ran into a tall, handsome man with a…

Per Wikipedia, Fox News was founded in 1996. That means Wohl and Bennett have literally not known a world without it.

Too bad it’s her only schtick. 

She rode the Latin wave and a completely nonsensical just-this-side-of-minstrelsy accent to mad money and a hot hubby.

After the fiasco with that caricature of a douche and the embryos and whatnot, I am SO HAPPY for how her life is going. I mean, it’s like a happy ending to a movie.