Slightly Anxious Dads: Can’t live with them, can’t live without them implying death is just around the corner.

“First you’re sitting on the motorcycle, then you’re riding it, then BOOM you’re dead in a ditch. Is that what you want? I hope not!”

In my workplace, the women are the most horrible catty two-faced gossips, so, not convinced that one gender is more likely to be good if the power were balanced between the two. (I am a woman).

Nobody puts Brangelina in a corner!

Looking was an EXCELLENT show that I miss soooo very much! I was just talking about it yesterday. Sigh. Maybe I’ll watch the movie again. Damn it, now I miss SF. :(

I’m not sure why Priyanka Chopra is so out of Nick’s league. She won Miss World 2000 and she’s an actress and singer and besties with the lady from Suits. That sounds exactly like someone Nick Jonas would marry.

I remember when I loved Banks and Grimes.... those were the days.

Azaelia, Musk, Grimes sounds like some sort of bootleg knockoff perfume you'd find in the satchel of a guy trying to sell you DVDs whose names are just slightly off, and 5 packs of socks.

I think the misogyny in the media coverage of the Pitt/Jolie case is pretty disgusting. Don’t worry, Brad, TMZ and their “sources” are making sure you look like the caring dad up against a vicious shrew, but lets not talk about the indecent on the plane or that he still has to have supervised visitation.  It’s all her…

Azealia’s compulsion to drag anyone and everyone for no reason has done nothing for her career, but has made my Dirt Bag reading time infinitely more enjoyable. Her one-sided beefs are hilarious.

I’ve actually gone past finding her exhausting and I’m back to finding her entertaining. (I realize that a lot of this behavior could well be coming from some mental illness, but in lieu of any real confirmation of such illness I reserve the right to be entertained.)

If you see the janitor or know when he or she is about, just ask them. As a janitor for a HBCU, I would cheerfully load up any students or frankly anyone who would ask for TP,PT,feminine product disposal bags, etc to a point, because why not?

I just want everyone to just watch My Mad Fat Diary instead. (You can catch it on Hulu, but the original ultra ‘90s music is found in bootleg streams):

I was a jaded recent college grad when The OC premiered. Personally, my high school experience was ruined by Moly Ringwald movies. Why didn’t a hot senior boy with a red Porsche and a heart of gold fall in love with me on my sixteenth birthday? Why wasn’t detention a bonding experience? Why didn’t I get to roll…

No. In my case, high school, many of the teachers, and the little shits who were in high school with me, ruined high school for me.

High school expectations were already ruined by Beverly Hills 90210 a solid decade before this. 

A lot of those women became millionaires and even billionaires selling young girls a body image that was no more real than anime. There is value in pointing out how much of a lie the image is. And I have to ask, is the lie not misogyny? Is photoshop, hours of make up, surgery, and a team of experts to post a single…

Oh absolutely. It was bad enough when I was in high school in the early-mid 2000s (although when has it ever NOT been bad?) but at least then I could feel bad about not being a model or movie star, who obviously had resources I didn’t.

Now young girls see “normal” girls/women who appear to have perfect lives, perfect…

And that little girl who grew up to be famous because her father helped OJ get away with murder turned out to be a moron. Now you know...the rest of the story.

1. That Sprouse and his lady friend look more like twins than he and his actual twin.