Da fuck? It’s like they don’t read newspapers and notice all the people causing frivolous confrontations losing their jobs.

Don Draper is an alcoholic orphan pretending to be someone else; played by Jon Hamm, an alcoholic orphan who pretends to be other people. The role was perfect for him.

One MTV reference deserves another.

This guy puts the rise of Meghan Markle from mildly successful actress to motherfucking Princess to shame.

Its crazy to think that this baby is being brought into existence all because of a single meme that launched #PrisonBae into stardom.

Wow. This is the come up of all come ups. This guy was eating moldy cheese and ham sandwiches two years ago. One viral photo later and he’s jetsetting around Europe and having a baby with a billionaire’s daughter. I’m sure Chloe’s father is thrilled by this.

Honestly, it’s 2018. Cheerleading (for sporting events, not as competition) should be abolished. It’s just as regressive as beauty pageants.

Holy shit, you just saw David Duchovny onscreen and you’re snidely talking about ANDERSON looking her age?!

It’s weird how the super controlling “no public dating” clause in the divorce agreement with Tom was probably the best thing for this relationship. I wish my exes’ toxic interference could inadvertently yielded such healthy outcomes.

In high school my friend became really obsessed with Davy Jones from the Monkees. Repeatedly referred to him as hot. As in how he looked then in the early 2000s. Superfans are really something.

Hey, I married a chubby guy. The guy I dated before him is a total Abercrombie model type. Blue eyes, 8% body fat, etc. I’d pick my teddy bear husband over the pretty boy, any day. He’s smarter and much nicer to cuddle.

Oh, the irony over the fact that Trump might not be done in Mueller but by a #metoo inspired porn star who hired herself a pitbull of an attorney.

It was probably more likely a lot of rape. Humans, in case you have forgotten to glance at headlines lately, suck and are, in fact, the scum of the galaxy.

It’s not just fucking. The sex lead to children. We shouldn’t take that for granted. Female apes rarely have more than 4 children, but homo sapient women typically had between 20 to 30 children. There is no reason to think that Neanderthals or Denisova had the always-on fertility of homo sapient women. Rather, the…

I read this as “French Stewart will play...” and nearly spit out my soda.

The most unsettling part is how quickly he turns to assisting her. Picking up her purse, attempting to put her glasses back on. It’s that sort of, “I’m so nice, why do you make me do this?” behavior. The power dynamic of abusers is absolutely chilling.

I have no idea why, but something about the way he keeps putting the glasses he just punched off her face back on her is as deeply disturbing as the actual physical violence, like it’s some extension of a need for control or the like.

No, actually...

See also: Sneak PEAK, PEEK/PEAK your interest. These are nails on a chalkboard to me. (Peek, pique)

I can’t read his name without seeing it as proboscis and then imagining him as an angry proboscis monkey.