Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

Uhhh... I’m not so sure Alien is so underrated as you think. We also have isolation for that, doofus.

Considering that his last three films have been two of the best Sherlock Holmes adaptations ever and a pitch-perfect adaptation of the Man from UNCLE, I’m going to guess no.

You missed the best one: Reboot. Loved that show! (And had even more love for it after learning computer programming and suddenly seeing all the “inside” jokes).

No, Happy Gilmore sucked just as much as everything else he does. You were probably just too young to realize it (and now watch it with nostalgia glasses).

Did not even have to read anything before clicking NP. The shell alone is worth asking price.

How many years have you worked for companies? Seriously, they know shit about infrastructure about how IT functions and assume its just easy to fix something by letting someone onto their computer to do it for them rather than say, upgrade your servers and drives from the slowdown of the network and then realize their…

What’s in the revised script? WHAT’S IN THE REVISED SCRIPT?!

lol emails brah.

Having been raised in the deep south, I can tell you it’s quite common for people there to be very kind and nice to individual minorities they know in their actual lives, while regularly spouting the most horrificially racist stuff about minority groups in general, and more importantly, voting in accordance with those…

Well it’s a pleasure to meet you Mr. Dos Equis man. Jesus christ you fucking win

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Yep. And once we meet Jyn, who was in an extremist militia, then quit and became a criminal, and begin to compare and contrast her with Kassian, who’d been fighting with the “official” Rebellion since he was six years old and still done some shady shit, a picture of the Rebellion started to emerge for me as a clashing…

The scene with Cassian’s introduction with the spy

It’s a spy cliche, but it told me a lot about Cassian very quickly. I’m glad this was added.

When I saw his portrait at the top of the site, I immediately said “Are you fucking kidding me?”

“We shoulda had more time.”

Frankly, the move away from Jedi/Republic = good, Sith/Empire = Bad, is the best thing that came out of Rogue One. Seeing the Rebels be selfish dicks, and seeing heroes working to topple the Empire from within is what made the movie, really.